From receptionist. to flower vendor. to pimp(nearly)

THE FIVE STAR EXPERIENCE

Lemme start off with wat happened during my vacation after 12 std. Now I came in touch with a a very intelligent guy called Sanjeev. He wasa very unique character and my dad was full of praise. We used to talk on many issues..politics, business and also babes. Unlike an ordinary pan-masala chewing gujju of surat, I was inclined heavily towards ppl with a certain intelligence quotient. My frends used to call me a chutiya…but well, I was always different. My frneds had avery A-typical schedule. Going to school, playing cricket and in the evening doing rounds on the bike and patao good looking girls of surat.

I too enjoyed it, but along with it all, I also pusued a things on a different plane. I was heavily into reading and kinda had knowledge on every subject. So asi was telling u, about the time of my school vacation.

HOW I NEARLY BECAME A FLOWER VENDOR

There was this new five star hotel coming up in surat…the rama regency. Now Sanjeev told me that they needed some smart English speaking ppl for summers. I said yes to it and that was my first brush with the hospitality industry. I got selected instantly coz I only used to talk in English, even I n surat and was branded as a desh-drohi for that many times. After the first week in hotel, I got bored to stand like a stature at the reception…again I met Sanjeev so he hit upon a great idea. He said the hotel needs a lot of flowers everyday..so lets start supplying flowers……to do some homework, I visited Bombay 4 times, speaking flower vendors in dadar and bhuleshwar. Nothing came out of it, exceptitadded my knowledge about a land called Bombay. And I came all alone.. which was really something worth discussing amongst my family n relatives.

AND THEN HOW I NEARLY BECAME A PIMP

Since it dint work out, sanejeev yetagain suggested to think of a new idea. Then he said..how about supplying girls to the hotel. Now imagine wat a 12^th std kid like me could think? I jumped to the idea andstarted collecting information of how to go about. That time I had heard about a small time gangster called ranjit..in surat. So I one day went to meet him…he actually laughed aloud wen I told him the reason ofmy visit. But taking the joke further, he said that he will showme an albu of girls next week and that I could selec tthe girls and then start supplying. Healso told methat he will give me a quotation???!!! For the supply of girls to the hotel. I was thrilled and Sanjeev also god knows why, encouraged me. Can u blive it, I told my dad also that I am starting anew business of providng girls to rama regency? He was completely shocked and asked me details. and i very casually told him who gave me this idea and who was the head of such mad plans.....Sanjeev was summoned and reprimaned for giving me such ideas. Issue was solved and fortunately I dint get into becoming a pimp…hahahahah