Friday, May 10, 2013

Somebody just gave me the best compliment: BHADHVA.(pimp)

SOMEBODY JUST CALLED ME A 'BHADHVA'. Passing by a junction at new bombay,i see this woman lying on the road and foaming from her mouth. Ppl just witnessing mutely. Stopped. pulled her aside with the help of another guy. Sprayed water on her face. She was tightly gripping a wad of notes- kept it in her pocket. Covered her modesty- as she was almost in an unbuttoned state. Put her duppatta in the right place. SHE WAS PISS DRUNK.After ten minutes of 'trying to bring her back to consciousness' she gets up. Says- oye, mein randi hoon. Tereko kya chaiye. Chal re BHADHVE, foot le. ( She lifts her top, reveals her boobs) Chal chal chal...nikal.....main chali jaoongi ghar pe. Woah. What an experience. Hundreds of people around me- n just heard one thing- marne do na usko. jaane do na. I moved off silently. Jai hind