Saturday, August 31, 2013

What happens when Obama's Sony Playstation konks off.


When Obama's SONY PLAYSTATION breaks down....


Thursday, August 29, 2013

Yasin bhatkal. 7 years. 70 bomb blasts. 400 lives.

why dont they parade yasin bhatkal, naked? why dont we give such jehadists a punishment in their own language, in a language they want to impose on a peaceful hindustan? as it is, congress, in a bid to alienate muslims, has been giving them personal laws, personal courts, now also fastrack terrorist courts....all minority appeasement measures, so my muslim my indian muslim remains backwaard for the next 100 years.....n remains a secure votebank for the congress......hey, coming back....yasin and their ilk have been waging a jehad in the name of religion....n im sure, they wont mind their punishment also in sharia terms......eyes gouged out, hands cut, skin peeled, each organ mutilated...boiling oil poured...( mohd ghaznavi had done this to prithviraj chauhan- even after being spared 16times).....that too in public......im too dead sure every true indian, hindus and muslims both, would love to see this parasite beaten to death n tortured to death in the most gruesome way......7 years 70 bomblasts....and more than 300 deaths....mastermind ......behind this mayhem. bastards...they are born here, grow up in india....get education on indian money grants....he goes on religious pilgrimages on indian subsidy...and when it comes to payback time....well, they get injected with pakistani blood, n then rape my n your mother india. fucking deshdrohis. worse than a maggot also...jai hind. ashish

Food security- from a lion's perspective.


Food security- from a lion's point of view.

The text - the content is not mine. i have copy pasted from fb- author unknown. lovely logic, lovely thought process. Whoever u r, wherever u r- i salute you. Jai hind.

Ashish vyas. ashdoit@gmail.com

This govt has systematically broken the spine of the country, here read it for enlightment " 
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that congress food security bill will worked and that no one would sleep without food . 

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on congress plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (that means tax collected from us will be used for food security bill expensed. i.e equally distribution ).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?

Neither could I....."

Even the Lioness is upset now because of this relocation idea....


We indians use SIM-CARDS. Deshdrohis and traitors like Yasin bhartkal...use SIMI-CARDS.


rediff.com news story reports that according to Indian Intelligence Bureau investigators SIMI also operates under the name of Indian Mujahideen, an outfit that has reportedly taken responsibility for the 2008 Ahmedabad blastsJaipur blasts and 2008 Delhi blasts.[2]and communicates with the media under the pseudonyms of Al-Arbi and Al-Hindi.[3]  TODAY, THIS BASTARD HAS BEEN ARRESTED. YASIN BHATKAL. 

What things i heard during the African safari.....


Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Generation. New Generation. Or De-generation?????

Generation. Or New Generation. Or De-generation.

It sent me thinking...when my 10 year old daughter, now just studying in 5th, was instructed at school to wear an inners. Inners on days when PT class or games is there. Reason was: Girl's panties shouldn't be seen. Boys will stare.

Fair. 

Cut back to my childhood....where even i've been a kid, a teenager, an adult....
Still remember that during school days, we were just too naughty, too much full of innocent harmless fun. Yes, in school, once we did stand under the staircase....and there was a bet to spot-n-bet which colour-panty a girl is wearing. Fine. Fun was over. Bet was a bottle of Thumsup.

Never did one of us have any other thoughts. Lust/ vulgar/dirty/pervert....well, these were terms unknown even when we reached 9th std. 

Cut back to now.

Where 2 year old' girls are raped. 65 year old granma's are raped. Scandals like DPS surface now and then. Man rapes his great-grand daughter....all of 9months. It's just yesterday's news.

For the fear of being sounding like a dadaji.....well, im just wondering.....

Is this age of pervert minds? Is it that even 4 yr olds are not going to be spared? Will by daughter.....be safe? Even if she doesn't wear inners in her 4th Standard PT class???

Wondering.......

GENERATION. NEW GENERATION. OR....DE-GENERATION????

Generation. Or New Generation. Or De-generation.

It sent me thinking...when my 10 year old daughter, now just studying in 5th, was instructed at school to wear an inners. Inners on days when PT class or games is there. Reason was: Girl's panties shouldn't be seen. Boys will stare.

Fair. 

Cut back to my childhood....where even i've been a kid, a teenager, an adult....
Still remember that during school days, we were just too naughty, too much full of innocent harmless fun. Yes, in school, once we did stand under the staircase....and there was a bet to spot-n-bet which colour-panty a girl is wearing. Fine. Fun was over. Bet was a bottle of Thumsup.

Never did one of us have any other thoughts. Lust/ vulgar/dirty/pervert....well, these were terms unknown even when we reached 9th std. 

Cut back to now.

Where 2 year old' girls are raped. 65 year old granma's are raped. Scandals like DPS surface now and then. Man rapes his great-grand daughter....all of 9months. It's just yesterday's news.

For the fear of being sounding like a dadaji.....well, im just wondering.....

Is this age of pervert minds? Is it that even 4 yr olds are not going to be spared? Will by daughter.....be safe? Even if she doesn't wear inners in her 4th Standard PT class???

Wondering.......

Strange connection. Sunny Leone and the Rupee touching 69 vis-a-vis the USD


Why a Giraffe lost his gf


Thursday, August 15, 2013

Maybe, one of the most bizzare explanation- why the Rupee is falling so badly.

Look carefully....this is D. Subbarao's signature- on an Indian Currency Note. It' starts with a big jump- as seen in graphs and charts....and then, after hitting a record high....it just goes down...peters down, slumps...becomes flat.....and plateaus...And finally....hits a rock bottom. Well, Subbarao's signature be the cause of the rupee falling so badly?? Not many months back, a famous vaastu shastra expert said ' that the rupee design does not forebode well....as the 2 strokes cut the rupee sign from the midddle and it indicates major issues/ falls/ for the Rupee. Well, am just putting 2 different thots on one single plane. Leaving it for debating/ guessing/ speculating. Jai hind. 

Talking about India's freedom?? Well...this is what freedom he has. Indian PM.


Ten years back...a birthday card designed for my daughter's first birthday


Ideas and innovations- done for Chanakya's Chakkravyuh- India's first financial board game. 2010.







Sunday, August 11, 2013

She was doing a 'BISTAAR GARAM KARNEKA' act. Caught her red handed.


Gosh, thank god i noticed it on time....she was getting hot, hotter...and then i rushed back to the room.....where i had switched her ON. The hot-press iron i mean. My Morphy Richards ISTREE. Well....good part is i can control the Istree's temperature settings. Don't have any control over the STREE OF  THE HOUSE- MY WIFE I MEAN. Chalo.....Bistarr garam toh hua, but bedsheet jal jaata, toh .....kua hota pata nahi. Maybe....i would have had to immolate myself under her heat. jai hind.