Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Open letter. To: Maharashtra FDA commissioner. Confederation of Pharma companies. And Pharamcist association.

Just today's news.....where chemists have threatened to go on a strike again across Maharashtra. And again, the FDA body of Maharashtra threatening to impose MESMA and ESMA ....some laws which allows the Govt to declare the strike null and void.

The game or the war game has been going on for a long time now. As per Maharashtra govt laws, it is now mandatory to have a qualified pharmacist in each and every shop that dispenses prescription medicines.

However, it is proving to be a nightmare for many chemist shops across the state. Lack of enough pharmacists. And those who are available, are too keen to seek their piece of flesh. An impasse that has resulted into many chemists downing their shutters in the state.

I am coming to one wild idea' here. A collaborate model which ties in 3 stake-holders. The chemists. The pharmacists. And the pharma giants( manufacturers )

Taking a cue from remote surgery, where, we see how surgeries are being conducted via video conferencing and all, my simple suggestion is- why not implement or try out a video-conferencing model when it comes to pharmacists also?? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_surgery

How it works.

Hypothetical scenario: There are 10 chemist shops in area X. All ten of them, partly funded by pharma companies also, install a video conferencing and networking module, wherein, one main chemist, will act as a SERVER CHEMIST where a PHARMACIST will be sitting and serving live.

Under this arrangement, one pharmacist sitting in one location, would be serving 9 other chemist shops, dispensing, and vetoing prescriptions, all via video conferencing.

This will enable ten shops to operate peacefully, with just spendings accrued on one PHARMACIST  instead of ten-pharmacists needed, as per law.

The point is simple: IF SURGERIES CAN HAPPEN VIA VIDEO CONFERENCING, WHY NOT DISPENSING MEDICINES??


Do share your views and feedback. And if you guys have any link, direct or indirect with FDA top brass, please pass it on.

Jai hind. 

Sunday, November 24, 2013

And he said " You're so lucky, you have so many pussies." i blushed....

Nopes.....i know i'm a dirty minded guy...i know i do a lot of sunny leone cartoons....i still watch porn even after being married....yeah...i'm just normal....like you. Been a casanova sorts in early days....fallen in TRUE love 17 times....all one way though....and yes, 18th time i fell in love, i got married. BUT. still can;t forget this odd moment of my life. When this sardar gentleman enters my house....looks at so many cats and dogs all around...some lazing on the sofa, some snoring on the fridge, some simply there. Had met this guy regards to one NGO project....he has dedicated his life to saving' druggists...and knowing his cause, i just kinda volunteered to do some posters for him. AND- his first line, and here, in this last line of the blog, stunned me. And didn't know whether to laugh ...or burst out laughing. SO LUCKY YOU ARE, YOU HAVE SO MANY PUSSIES AT HOME.

Monday, November 18, 2013

From a Dog's life....to a royal life....

Buzo. That;s what he was named- when he walked into their home, as a puppy. The kid's favourite and a non-stop entertainer for the entire family. As he grew, naturally, he grew big. And the kids could handle him no more, the family couldn't spare time to take him for walks and well, they were just not able to do anything for him. A clear case of animal cruelty and inhumanness- altho- involantarily and unintentionally. A chance meeting with the owner, and kinda convinced him how it would be better-off giving it away and helping buzo find a new home. 2 full months- coaxing, counselling- convincing. And finally, yesterday, Buzo found a new home- not just a new home, but a new life. A life where he will run free, play with ducks and cats and splash by a pond......unimaginable, but true. Fizzah shah, one of bombay's biggest animal activist has adopted my society's Buzo. Vishal travels- he gave his vehicle not at commercial rates- but at cost-only basis. From New Bombay to Virar- all the way. Hoping praying and wishing...Buzo a great life ahead. Life rescued, life changed.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Think of Parle, you think of biscuits. Now, think Parle, think PORK.


THIS..IS CALLED...ASPIRATION AND AMBITION. THE NEXT TIGER WOODS, OF INDIA????



Passing by Chembur Golf Course this afternoon, i was just amazed to see some slumkids indulging in the game of golf. Of course, with twisted steel rods, dilapidated gold sticks, plastic balls( table tennis size). The amazing cheer on their faces, those teeing moments.....those shrieks and those MC/BCs ( unlikely to be heard in the CEO Sport) ......Am sure, those kids all belonged to caddies serving there....or the slum neighbors of caddies. Nothing short of a lovely moment.....and yes, you never ever never ever know.....we might just have another TIGER WOODS coming from the slums of Chembur. India is dreaming, India is aspiring, India is on its way. Jai hind. 

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Crimes of passion- in the sparrow kingdom

Just yesterday, the newspapers reported a few crimes-of-passion. Husbands killing their wives, jilted lover throwing acid on a girl's face, wife plotting murder of her husband...etc etc. Guess, the animal kingdom too displays many such characteristics- when it comes to finding mates, fighting for mates etc. Presenting here, is one such sparrow....who is now seriously thinking of contacting Dawood bhai....

CELEBRITY COCKS- THEY TOO, HAVE SOME TASTES!



In today's age of consumerism, even the animal world is not far behind in showing its attitude and some dramebaazi. Featured here, is a  cock who is born and brought up on a 'celebrity-owned poultry farm'. She- herself is 'chick'. Yes, Zorabian Chicks i'm talking about. And this cock- has a lot too say for his food preferences and also, very sharp views on after-life.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Birla's Piggy bank.


Lady hope. And lady success.


When E.I.D and I.E.D. sound the same. Pakistan mein har din diwali hain. And i'm bloody happy about it.


Pen leaked in my shirt. And how Singapore shook. A brilliant casestudy of Parker Pens worldwide.

Year 2003. Wife has just got a a lovely provogue shirt for me. worth some 1300 buks. Next day, i bought a Parker pen- worth some 300 bucks. 
Note- that time Parker pen was imported as an SKU and marketed by the BK  Modi Group( Luxor India). So, there was no customer helpline, no contact details, no nothing. Then, something drastic happened. THE PEN LEAKED. And it soiled my shirt pocket completely. Now, it was not the consumer-anger in me that got the best of me, but it was the shower of gaalis- that ' i was sure to expect from my wife...that spurred me into action.



Within 2 hours, i dashed off mails to Parker pens worldwide- every single email id i could find on the net. Simple rant: Do you think Indians are fools? Do you think you can market substandard products? Do you think you are still the world's number one pen brand??



Sent the mails and had a chilled beer at my office bar.
Within 2 hours.....it was about 5pm...i got a call from Singapore. Parker Pens worldwide- Asia Chief.
Can you believe, he chatted with me for almost 20 minutes. Assured me of the best possible quality. Support. And also compensation.
Next day, i got a call from Usha Modi- from the BK Modi Group.(Luxor was handling the marketing part in India)
I was compensated for my shirt worth 1300. i was given a upgraded version of a lovely parker pen.
And..within 72 hours......i was again made to believe that Parker Pens- is sure the number one.

When god closes one door, he opens 8 windows.


Sunday, October 6, 2013

Sunny Leone- inspiring quotes.


When god showed how much he loves his devotee..

Hanuman was the biggest devotee of Lord Ram. And we all know, how he once tore his chest, and revealed what resides in his heart. God, as i do believe, is made and born by a believer's faith. And taking this thought ahead, here is an art experiment that just shows that DIVINE LOVE IS MUTUAL. God loves his devotee as much as the devotee loves god....and what better way to show it than to see Ram tearing his chest....and revealing how Hanuman too reserves a special corner in his heart. Just the first cut rendition, done with Artist Santosh Divekar. The final oil canvas should be ready in a weeks time. Jai Sri Ram.