a short wild story

ek kutta tha. kurla main rehta tha. ek din, voh kamani( its an area in bombay) chala gaya. jaisa kamani pauncha, toh samne hi dharmji mil gaye. bole, kutte bhag yahan se, nahin toh main tera khoon pi jaoonga. kutta bhaga, kamina peeche bhaga. ruk, saale ruk, main tera khoon pe jaoonga. hearing all this commotion, a gang of mosquitoes woke up from their gutter palace. the leader of mosquitoes said- damn, yeh apna competition main kaun aa gaya- i thot only politicians are our competition. yeh bolkar machchar bahar nikla. said- dog is after all a dog- a creature. and vaise bhi if i bite him, kuch farak nahi padega. the machchar flew as fast as he could, and launched an attack on dharamendra, who was running behind the kutta. machchar bola, ab tu ruk, main tera khuun peeonga- poora ek litre.barter deal main, i will give u malaria. in a min, it swooped down, bit dharmendra. in a split second, a swarm of mosquitoes descended, and dharmendra was left clapping and shouting for help...basanti, meri basani...a chakka residing nearby heard dharams screams- she came rushing- her name was basanti..she dint recognise dharam bu all she thot was- chal ek gang member kam tha, isko utha lo...yeh bhi mere jaisa chakka hi hai, aur clap bhi solid hain....they whisked him away from the attacking mosquitoes...and what they removed from him was more than just his clothes- but thats another story. a team, of bmc officials and the national malaria research council were in that area and searching for mosquitoes who r causing malaria in bombay- they had spent 34 days, mulled over 3100 cases, spent a whopping 3.5 lakhs on hotel bills, tavel, etc n yet they hadnt found a single mosquioto( chek times s of india- its a real repot). just then, they saw this main mosquito and started running behind it....but just before they caught hold of him- ooooops a team from uttaranchal forensics sciences swooped down, caught the mosquito- and vanished in a split second. guess why? coz n d tiwari is suspected of having a love child( do u even hav a hate child??) and the alleged love child has asked for a paternity test to be done...n d tiwari is disobeying even a supreme court order- refusing to give his blood sample. thats why.....mmmmmmm the forensics team is smart. they are planning to train this smarty, i mean the mosquito to go n bite n d tiwari, once by ounce everyday and then they will collect all the blood samples from him. obviously, they will crush the mosquito also. and tiwari also. ulimately both, are blood suckers.