Why, even birds can have attitude!!!

It just wasn't 'one more bench'

The General Phycisian in my neighborhood added an extra-bench outside his dispensary, so that patients who were flooding the premises, can atleast sit peacefully. n waiting patiently. 

People coughing, shivering, pale, sick, groggy, weak, wrapped in shawls....just like any ordinary dispensary/hospital OPD.

It was that extra bench, a bench that's going to sit 6 more patients. It intrigued me. And why.

When one single doctor in this whole of India adds one more bench, this might be happening as a dominos effect.

1. Doctor earning 200 buks more.

2. One more prescription- one more cut.

3. One more MR will get some points/commission.

4. Chemist gets one more bill.

5. One more stockist, transporter, logistics manager, salesman, delivery boy get one more order.

5. One more factory will make one more tablet/s

6. One more unit of electricity used in the factory.

7. One more person will get the stamping/printing/ foil work.

8. One more technician/micro biologist would be assured of one more days work.

9. one more basis point movement in the company's stocks. Listed on NYSE, BSE,NIKKEI...etc.

10. One more quarterly results announced, one more percentage rise in the stocks.

11. One more investor happy he made money.

12. One more investor falls sick, hearing about his loss 

13. One more Pharma company releases its results

14. Clap clap clap. Results are great. 

15. One more guy, while clapping falls down. Injures himself. And is rushed to the nearest clinic. Of the same doctor who added one more bench today.

Repeat: 

ONE MORE BENCH: RIPPLE EFFECT

The General Physician in my neighborhood added an extra-bench outside his dispensary, so that patients who were flooding the premises, can at least sit peacefully. n waiting patiently. 

People coughing, shivering, pale, sick, groggy, weak, wrapped in shawls....just like any ordinary dispensary/hospital OPD.

It was that extra bench, a bench that's going to sit 6 more patients. It intrigued me. And why.

When one single doctor in this whole of India adds one more bench, this might be happening as a domino effect.

1. Doctor earning 200 bucks more.

2. One more prescription- one more cut.

3. One more MR will get some points/commission.

4. Chemist gets one more bill.

5. One more stockist, transporter, logistics manager, salesman, delivery b

oy get one more order.

5. One more factory will make one more tablet/s

6. One more unit of electricity used in the factory.

7. One more person will get the stamping/printing/ foil work.

8. One more technician/micro biologist would be assured of one more days work.

9. one more basis point movement in the company's stocks. Listed on NYSE, BSE,NIKKEI...etc.

10. One more quarterly results announced, one more percentage rise in the stocks.

11. One more investor happy he made money.

12. One more investor falls sick, hearing about his loss 

13. One more Pharma company releases its results

14. Clap clap clap. Results are great. 

15. One more guy, while clapping falls down. Injures himself. And is rushed to the nearest clinic. Of the same doctor who added one more bench today.

Repeat: 

Somebody just gave me the best compliment: BHADHVA.(pimp)

SOMEBODY JUST CALLED ME A 'BHADHVA'. Passing by a junction at new bombay,i see this woman lying on the road and foaming from her mouth. Ppl just witnessing mutely. Stopped. pulled her aside with the help of another guy. Sprayed water on her face. She was tightly gripping a wad of notes- kept it in her pocket. Covered her modesty- as she was almost in an unbuttoned state. Put her duppatta in the right place. SHE WAS PISS DRUNK.After ten minutes of 'trying to bring her back to consciousness' she gets up. Says- oye, mein randi hoon. Tereko kya chaiye. Chal re BHADHVE, foot le. ( She lifts her top, reveals her boobs) Chal chal chal...nikal.....main chali jaoongi ghar pe. Woah. What an experience. Hundreds of people around me- n just heard one thing- marne do na usko. jaane do na. I moved off silently. Jai hind

Mother's Milk.....

Now parrots want to name their kids as CBI and IB.

Save the Rhino!