Somebody just gave me the best compliment: BHADHVA.(pimp)

SOMEBODY JUST CALLED ME A 'BHADHVA'. Passing by a junction at new bombay,i see this woman lying on the road and foaming from her mouth. Ppl just witnessing mutely. Stopped. pulled her aside with the help of another guy. Sprayed water on her face. She was tightly gripping a wad of notes- kept it in her pocket. Covered her modesty- as she was almost in an unbuttoned state. Put her duppatta in the right place. SHE WAS PISS DRUNK.After ten minutes of 'trying to bring her back to consciousness' she gets up. Says- oye, mein randi hoon. Tereko kya chaiye. Chal re BHADHVE, foot le. ( She lifts her top, reveals her boobs) Chal chal chal...nikal.....main chali jaoongi ghar pe. Woah. What an experience. Hundreds of people around me- n just heard one thing- marne do na usko. jaane do na. I moved off silently. Jai hind

Mother's Milk.....

Now parrots want to name their kids as CBI and IB.

Save the Rhino!

Why Rapes are happening in Delhi?

Delhi Rapes. And a solution now just at hand!!!

Baby, it's always Economics that wins!!

Everyone in Kentucky, and all the chickens in the world- know one thing: That KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken. KFC, launching in Gujarat, therefore makes news- especially knowing the love of gujju's for everything friend, deep fried and more fried ( According to WHO report, it's one of the most risk-prone community only due to this fascination) Only- that KFC here, is going to be PURE VEG. And as the funny poster says- Khakhra, fafda, chakli- now served at KFC.

Had read long time back, of how a group of gujju's cleared the decks on a cruise liner, and yes, you guessed it right. They did dandiya!!!! 

The idea is- when in Rome, make the Roman's do what you like. That's not just a gujju trait- it's our lovely Indian trait. Reason why, global food chains like Dominos, Mac, Pizza Hut- all and everyone revamped their entire menu- to suit to Indian tastes- something that they;ve not done anywhere in the world. Take Kellogs, take Lays, take any MNC brand- and you see that THEY changed, for us. 

Not to long ago- i had this typical marwari grocer in my area. And right next to his shop- was a south indian grocer. The main difference between the two shops was only in terms of 3 items: Eggs, frozen chicken, and   Fish masala's/chicken dishes ( ready to heat n eat)

The marwari grocer- never realised it till late- that he was losing customers only because of these 3-4 items. Believe me- a jain, a marwari- who even wouldn't touch eggs- well, i saw him stocking up these items in a few weeks. He kept a boy- who wasn't averse in handling, packing, and delivering these non-veg things. 

Coz- at the end of it all- It's economics that is wins, economics that define everything around you.