why is gandhi looking so black???

ek gandhi tha. was frail, old, used to wear loin clothes, round specs, and carrying a walking stick. poor things, was shot dead by a fanatic, but still, was the baap of all. was called bapu- fondly. one day, he thot, lemme go and buy a home for myself. so out he goes n meets a builder. gandhi had covered his face- coz he had become too shy, after coming out of the grave. he waasnt that outspoken, flirtish, not carrying 2 escorts with him, and as it is, kastur was dead- longime back. he walks into nirahandani's office. says he wants a small one room flat. builder says- wats that. not heard of it since ages. we only build homes for the super rich. if ur a bachelor and thats why u want a small flat, then u better get married, and procreate, and create the need for a big house. we dont blive in small- think big. gandhi said- hw much will it cost. builder says- 4 crores. gandhi, the old guy collapses- coz all he has is a few 2 paisas, 4 paisas, and 25 paisas- all these denominations have been wiped off by the RBI.CBI- is another story tho. Peon splashes some water on gandhi's face...he recovers..and said...ok im ok with 4 crores...but i will give u in chilllar..chalega...nirahandani slaps gandhi. saala chutiya samjha hai kya...tera chillar count karneke ke liye 5 aadmi lagega, uska salary kaun dega, dus din ka. note nahi hai toh go to pakistan printing press- get our own genuine notes from there- they r better quality than RBI and as it is, unofficially we have outsourced currency printing to pakistan. gandhi said ok- lemme see. Bhai, will u accept a cheque payment. the builder fumes frets and slaps gandhi once again. he said- saale, pehle chillar ka bolta hain, uske baad ur telling me chek, huh, kuch sharam varam hai ki nahi. gandhi says- mere paas sirf dharam hai. Abe hema malini ki aulad, dharam gaya bhaad main, show me the money. Gandhi says- then go to that tamilnadu temple where they have discovered more than 1,00,000 crores worth a treasure. hahahaha nirahandani says- thas peanuts for me.i only love hard cash. nothing else. gandhi says- ek minute. main abhi lekar aata hoon. ek suitcase mere paas hain, jo parliament main cash-for-questions scam main full tv pe tha. saying this, he opens a suitcase..builder says...50 percent white, 50 percent black. now, that was a clincher. gandhi said- ek minute. he went out of the office- first he went to a flour mill, rubbed his face in flour....ek sie white ho gaya- and then he went to the mechanic next door- rubbed his left cheek n face with grease. and then went back to nirahandani. summary- gandhi got the flat- half whie half black. 50 percent contributin from ISI pakistan for that ISO mark flat...and ISI marked tiles n windows and doors and all. The black part- however is a mystery till now. Last i heard, gandhi, afte buying the flat, is resting at some swiss bank. with a completely dark complexion. kaala gandhi.