Friday, September 13, 2013

Outsider-Insider politics.And why a polite sardar was beaten up in Bombay.

It was pretty late when I reached home. And I bumped into this sardar. He said “Chal station jaate hain, mujhe egg bhurji lana hain” I just hopped onto his bike. Since it was late night, the egg-stall owner was in a mad rush to close down. My sardar friend was just finishing his bhurji…as fast as he could.

A police van passed by, and the egg guy, to avoid being spotted by the van, shifted the handcart a bit on the side. Another man, eating at the other end of the handcart- wasn’t too comfortable with the handcart’s shifted position. Sardar- out of sheer human-to-human concern- said “ Bhaiyaji, aap yeh side kyon nahi aa jaate. Mera khatam hone ko aaya ( bhai, why don’t you shift your plate this side. I’m almost through now)”.

An earthquake struck. The man threw his plate and all of a sudden came barging towards my friend. My sardar friend didn’t know what hit him, as the first few blows landed on his face and he fell on the ground flat, blood oozing out from his lips. Saala, bhaiya bola? Madar….xxx tu mujhe bhaiya bola? Saale suvar ki aulad, gaali diya mujhe? Tu samajta kya hai apne aapko huh? MC-BC bhaiya tera baap, Teri maa, Saale Mumbai amchi Mumbai, aur mee kaun? Marathi manoos…..all these poisonous venom spewing out in Marathi…..and the blows keep raining on my sardar friend. Pleaded, requested…and tried to tell him that he never meant anything offensive, anything derogatory…and the ‘bhaiya’ term was a common respectful request.


 In 5 minutes, this man had broken my specs, as I tried to intervene, he had also smashed the rear view mirrors of the sardars’ bike. He had heaped on  the most foul abuses and gaalis, which, are not publishable. He gave a long lecture- while hitting and screaming- of how Marathi manoos ka hi Mumbai hain. Bhaiya’s and Biharis….aakar kharab kar rahe hain….( the ideology of MNS) and that how Bhaiya’s are outsiders and they should be sent packing back home. The climax is – he was a police constable.

It just brings us to one point. Of how political ideology is shaping and influencing so much hatred against migrants….so much that without any provocation, without any rhyme or reason, a silent polite sardar was beaten up. His only fault- was he uttered the word ‘Bhaiya’.


Escalate this incident and think of the future that we could be staring at. Where nobody wants to be Indian, but only want to demarcate their ward, their territory, their state and their caste castles. Is India a piece of cake that any politician can come, slice it, cut it and create his/her own slice- a slice on the basis of religion, caste, creed, state, language, borders, insider-outsider politics, OBC/ST/STC…….the list could be endless.

Would be best to end this story with what one Chacha’ taxi driver told me one day, while passing by parel. We missed a govinda group by a whisker, in the traffic jam…and he said’ Saab, yahan agar galti apna nahi hoga toh bhi sab marega…bolega Bhaiya hain, fod daalo uski taxi ko.Itna zeher acha nahi hain. He then mentioned about Nagpada/ Bhindi bazzar, where he stays. Sir, yahan, ek musalmaan bolega ki “ bachao”, toh dus log daud ke aayenge. Mujhe koi puchega nahi ki main Bihari Muslim hoon, ya Maharashtrian muslim hoon.

Well- the profound truth.

Think about the deep lesson that lies within.

Jai hind.



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